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  KISS HER GOODBYE

  Allan Guthrie

  For Miker

  Revised edition copyright 2012 Allan Guthrie

  Original edition copyright 2005, Allan Guthrie.

  First published in the US by Hard Case Crime, 2005

  and in the UK by Birlinn, 2006

  All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without permission of the author.

  Allan Guthrie has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work.

  All the characters in this book are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

  Cover design by JT Lindroos

  Cover photograph by Jenni Douglas

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  http://www.allanguthrie.co.uk

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  PART ONE

  ONE

  The day he found out his daughter was dead, Joe Hope was at Cooper's flat watching horse racing on Channel 4. Joe's filly was a couple of lengths off the pace with less than two furlongs to go. He yawned and cupped his hand over his mouth. They'd been working late. It was early afternoon, Joe had had hardly any sleep and by now the adrenalin of the previous night had all but drained away. He was hot and tired and thinking about saying goodbye and going home.

  When the phone rang Joe glanced towards his old friend. Cooper's gaze didn't shift from the television set — one of those new flatscreen LCD jobs he'd bought just last week for two grand. Two grand for a TV! Joe hadn't said anything, and maybe it was just his tired eyes, but the picture seemed to have a permanent ghost and watching it was making him dizzy.

  Joe yawned again. He was too old to get away with missing a night's sleep.

  Last night they'd visited one of Cooper's clients, a mouthy young twat by the name of Billy Strachan. Billy was well behind on his repayments, and seemingly not too bothered by the fact. He had been overheard in his local calling Cooper a wanker and boasting that he had no intentions of paying back another penny. He advised Cooper, so the source had claimed, to come and make him, if he thought he was hard enough.

  Cooper was a loan shark. Joe worked for him.

  First rule of debt collecting: If you want to improve the odds on your client being at home, visit him at night when he ought to be curled up in bed, asleep. Second rule: Always carry a weapon.

  Joe and Cooper, each carrying a baseball bat, had called on Billy Strachan at two in the morning. Although the noise of his front door being kicked in woke him up, by the time they'd burst into the sitting room, Billy had managed to stagger only as far as his bedroom doorway. With one hand he rubbed his eyes, while with the other he clutched a floral patterned quilt to his chest. He blurted out, "What the fuck?" as Joe ran towards him, then turned and was plunging back through the doorway when Joe placed a foot on the dragging end of the quilt. It tore out of Billy's grasp and fell to the ground. Naked, he stumbled towards his empty bed and looked around, now wide awake.

  "Nowhere to run," Cooper said. "Nowhere to hide, Billy. Eh?"

  "Maybe you're thinking that this is just a bad dream," Joe said. "But you're not asleep, Billy."

  "Not yet," Cooper said.

  Billy stood by the bed, protecting his balls with his hands.

  Cooper raised the index finger of his left hand and flicked it from side to side. "That's what your eyes are doing. Know what I call that? Panic flicker."

  Joe took a step towards the bed. Cooper was about to launch into one of his rants. Joe took another step, fully expecting Cooper to start on the stillness thing any minute. Billy was shaking like he'd been stuck in a freezer for a week. His gaze jumped from Cooper to Joe, back to Cooper.

  "Where's all your tough talk now, Billy?" Cooper said.

  Joe breathed in the smell of stale smoke. A heaped ashtray sat on a bedside table, sandwiched between a book on origami and a pack of Marlboros.

  "You can judge a man," Cooper said, "by his stillness." He closed his eyes and stood perfectly still.

  Joe watched him for half a minute. Cooper remained motionless and would continue to do so until Joe interrupted him in another three or four minutes. Nothing moved. Not a twitch from any of the overdeveloped muscles in Cooper's five-foot-six-inch frame. He appeared to have stopped breathing.

  Billy Strachan read books on origami, for fuck's sake. Any minute now the poor bastard was going to piss himself.

  Joe adjusted the grip on his bat and slammed it into Billy's knuckles. With a grunt, Billy crumpled to the floor just like the quilt had done. Joe hit the boy's ankle, kneecap, elbow in quick succession. Quick double-handers. Not too much power. Probably didn't break more than a couple of bones.

  Billy screamed.

  Cooper opened his eyes and glanced at Joe. "That was nowhere near five minutes." He gave a quick shake of his head and marched towards Billy Strachan. "We're going to kill you now, you little tosser."

  "That isn't necessary." Joe put his hand on Cooper's elbow.

  Billy was sobbing. He started screaming again.

  Cooper said, "Two minutes at most."

  "He's got the message."

  Cooper shook Joe's hand off and took a swing. Something crunched when the bat hit Billy's face and Billy stopped screaming. Cooper said, "Now he's got the message."

  Joe nodded. Billy had got the message, all right. He was probably dreaming about it. If he could, he'd pay. If not, Joe and Cooper would be back. Quietly, Joe said to the unconscious figure, "You don't want to fuck with a man's reputation."

  He didn't think Billy would be slagging Cooper down at his local for a while. At least, not until he got his teeth fixed.

  Joe and Cooper left Billy lying on his side on his bedroom floor and drove to a classy brothel in the New Town. The Real Gentleman's Club was decorated like a Victorian bordello. Rumor had it that the curtains alone had cost eleven grand. In the waiting room, Cooper chose a slim young girl called Yvette and Joe went for a slightly chunkier and considerably older whore who called herself Annabella.

  They climbed a flight of stairs. Cooper disappeared down the corridor with Yvette. Joe and Annabella climbed another flight. "In here," Annabella said. She opened the door and turned on the light. The room stank of incense. A parrot in a cage by the window squawked once, then was quiet. It obviously knew when to shut up.

  At eight o' clock in the morning, six hundred quid poorer, Joe and Cooper left the Real Gentleman's Club and spent the next four hours at the Phoenix on Broughton Street sinking a few pints with whisky chasers. Winding down.

  Beating people up wasn't easy.

  The ringing phone in Cooper's sitting room reminded Joe that he'd switched off his mobile last night in case Ruth phoned while he was working and he hadn't turned it back on yet. He dug it out of his coat and pressed the power button. The phone was several years old, chunky, with a dark grey plastic exterior. Cooper kept telling him it was about time he got a new one. It rang after a couple of seconds and Joe dialed his voice mail. A sexy electronic middle-class English voice told him he had sixteen messages. Well, well. Ruth had excelled herself. Normally she didn't leave more than ten. She must have had a slow evening. No way was he trawling through that lot now. He turned the phone off
and slipped it back in his pocket.

  Cooper's phone was still ringing. Joe might have answered the bloody thing, if this were his house. Probably some twat trying to sell double glazing. But it certainly wasn't Joe's place to answer Cooper's phone, even if the incessant ringing was becoming really irritating.

  Eventually, Cooper glanced round the room and said, "Where is the little bint?"

  Assuming Cooper was referring to Sally, his seventeen-year-old girlfriend, Joe told him, "She went out for a walk with the baby."

  Cooper twisted his neck to look over his shoulder, somehow managing to keep his left leg draped over the arm of his olive green armchair. He shouted, "Sally?"

  "I saw her go out," Joe said. "During the last race."

  Cooper obviously didn't believe him. "Sally?"

  Joe had a headache. At the brothel he'd lain awake, hands clasped behind his head, listening to Annabelle's throaty snores. He guessed he'd slept for no more than an hour.

  He closed his eyes and did his best to ignore Cooper's shouts and the phone's persistent ringing. Yellow lights strobed behind his eyelids. Tiredness muffled the various background noises. He could probably fall asleep now, if he wanted.

  "Sally?"

  Joe forced his eyes open. "I saw her leave, Cooper." His friend was a real tit sometimes. "You think I'm making it up?" On the TV screen Joe saw his horse move from third to second. Only half a length behind the leader and gaining all the time. "Come on," he muttered. Under a furlong left.

  Cooper tapped a fingernail against the side of his beer can. "She could've told me."

  The ringing stopped. Joe breathed out, only then aware he'd been holding his breath. Almost immediately the phone began ringing again. He said, "You going to get that?"

  "For Christ's sake. Keep what's left of your hair on." Cooper picked up the phone from the table inches from his hand. Listened, a puzzled expression creasing his forehead. He passed Joe the receiver. "Ruth," he said.

  Joe filled his lungs, then exhaled through his nose. "Can't you leave me alone?" he said to his wife. His horse was challenging for the lead. "Come on."

  She sounded hysterical. Her words ran together. He couldn't make out a damn thing she was saying. "What's the big deal?" he asked her. "I've been out all night before."

  In reply she made noises that sounded like an unmusical child singing a difficult melody.

  Was she jealous? Did she think he'd been sleeping with someone? "Ruth, take it slowly."

  Once, a long time ago, she'd said, "Screw whoever you want, cause it won't be me." When was that? Ten years ago?

  The noise stopped. Joe heard her catch her breath. She said, "Gem." She wheezed. Tried to speak. Choked. Tried again. Broke down, whining.

  Jesus Christ. "Come on," he said. "Come on."

  She thought he was talking to her. She managed to say, "Home. Please."

  "Quick as I can." Joe hung up. He asked Cooper, "What did Ruth say to you?"

  "Didn't catch much of it." Cooper's fingers drummed on the beer can. "Passed her on to you, eh?"

  "She mention Gem?"

  "Might have. Couldn't really tell."

  "I have to go."

  "Well done," Cooper said, tilting his beer can at the TV.

  A hundred quid at four-to-one. Not bad for sitting on your arse drinking beer. Not bad at all.

  TWO

  Joe drove halfway across Edinburgh wondering what his little girl had done this time to upset her mother. Gemma was nineteen. A bright girl. But with only a year of university under her belt, she'd decided to chuck it in. Announced one day that she was leaving Edinburgh to stay with Adam Wright, a distant cousin of her mother's, for a while. When Adam's parents died in a car crash a few years ago, he had inherited a stack of money and bought an ugly old warehouse of a building on the outskirts of Kirkwall in the Orkney Islands. Entirely founded on having had a few stories published in women's magazines back in the early nineties, he set up a writers' retreat, and installed himself as a sort of literary guru. Ruth couldn't stand him. Probably because he'd once spilled red wine on her dress at a wedding reception. Gem, who had notions of becoming a poet, thought Adam was wonderful. And Adam was fond of her, too.

  "You can't give up university just like that," Ruth had said the night Gemma told them of her plans.

  Gem had an old school atlas open across her knees. She pointed to Edinburgh, then, with her finger, drew a line directly north. Beyond the Scottish coastline, she hit the group of islands where Adam's retreat was located. She looked up. "Further east than you think." She smiled at Joe.

  Ruth stormed out of the room.

  "I'm sure you'll love it in Orkney," Joe said.

  "Thanks, Dad." She closed the atlas. "I better go see if Mum's okay."

  Joe called Adam a few days before Gem left and told him to take good care of her. Adam promised she'd be well looked after. Really, he said, she was in extremely capable hands. Orkney was a lot safer than Edinburgh. Hardly any arseholes running around with baseball bats.

  Joe told him what would happen if any harm came to her and hung up.

  *

  Joe's fingers were tingling as he pulled up outside the tenement block where he lived. He got out of the car. Fumbled for his house keys. Dropped them. He swore and picked them up off the pavement and headed inside.

  He ran up the stairs to the flat. Couldn't help himself.

  Ruth opened the door the minute his key scratched in the lock. She was a mess. Her eyes looked like she'd scooped them out, dipped them in a tin of tomatoes and put them back in. She sniffed. Wiped her nose with the back of her hand. She said, "Gem." She turned her head. Wisps of dyed brown hair shrouded her face.

  He grabbed her hand. "Tell me."

  Her hand slipped out of his grasp. She looked at him, lips stretched, gums pink and fleshy. He could have sworn she was grinning. Left of center, a single strand of saliva bridged her lips. She said, "She's dead."

  He formed a fist. Slammed his knuckles into his open palm. He kicked the door. Let his hands drop. Ruth's shoulders were shaking. Her jaw quivered. She looked hideously old.

  Joe wiped his hand on his trousers. "You're a lying cow." He turned his back on her.

  "Don't go." She grabbed his sleeve. "I need you."

  He swatted her hand away. Bile coated his tongue. He went to the bathroom. Locked the door. Spat in the sink. He felt dizzy. His armpits itched. He sat on the toilet and shouted through the door, "When did this happen?"

  "Come out."

  The smell of toilet cleaner made him want to retch. He lurched towards the door.

  He grabbed a fistful of hair and pulled. His scalp hurt. He pulled harder. The pain was satisfying. He yelled. Then he caught sight of himself in the mirror. He let go. He looked ridiculous. A thirty-eight year old man trying to pull his hair out by the roots. "When I'm ready," he muttered.

  He leaned against the sink. The cold tap dripped. He tightened it. No difference. Needed a new washer. Bugger it. He'd been meaning to get it fixed for a while. He watched drops of water explode against the grey enamel. Fascinating little liquid bombs. When he looked up at himself in the mirror he felt sick. Like he'd just drunk a few pints of cream.

  Hands clammy, he turned the doorknob and pushed the door open. Ruth was huddled in the corner, facing him. "What happened?" he asked her.

  She didn't look at him. "Pills."

  "Pills," he said, nodding. "Pills. What kind of pills?"

  "Paracetamol."

  He stared at the swollen veins on the backs of his hands. Putting on a bit of weight, maybe. His wedding ring was too tight these days. He cleared his throat. He couldn't say it.

  After a while Ruth said it for him. "She killed herself."

  Standing on the finishing line, clutching the hare to your chest — and you can't let go — as a thirty-five kilo greyhound sprints towards you. The dog rams you in the stomach. Bam. Joe struggled to get his breath back. Then, still panting, he said, "She wouldn't do that. Not Gem. No
t my daughter."

  Ruth looked at him, her red eyes squeezing tears down her face. "The police said there were no suspicious circumstances."

  He stuck one of his knuckles in his mouth and bit it. It tasted salty.

  "She was depressed, Joe."

  He took his finger out of his mouth.

  Ruth said, "They have to do an autopsy."

  "Why, for fuck's sake?"

  "Don't get angry. It's the law. They're doing it as soon—"

  "I don't want to know." He caught himself grabbing a handful of hair again. Stopped just in time. He shoved his hands in his pockets where they couldn't do any damage. His legs were shaking. "When did it happen?"

  "Last night."

  His hands sprang out of his pockets, fingers splayed. "And you didn't tell me?"

  "How could I?" She pressed her back against the wall. "I tried ." She put her head in her hands and spoke into her lap. "Your phone was turned off." She lifted her head, screamed. Joe raised his hands. She stopped after a while. Took several rapid breaths. Then, quietly, she said, "I didn't know where you were."

  "Could have tried Cooper's."

  "Nobody answered."

  "What, all night?"

  "Nobody answered, Joe."

  "Could have left a message."

  "I left hundreds of messages. Check your fucking mobile." She screamed again. Then took a long wheezy breath.

  Joe said, patiently, "You could have left a message at Cooper's."

  "Oh, yeah. Right. Hi, Sally. If you see Joe could you tell him his daughter's dead? Brilliant, Joe. Where were you, anyway?"

  He shrugged. "Out."

  "What, all night?" She was mocking him.

  "Happens. You know it happens."

  Now she was definitely grinning. "Young, huh? Was she? Pretty?"

  "Don't start, Ruth."

  "Dark-haired? Nineteen? Blue eyes? Remind you of your daughter, Joe?"